Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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