Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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