chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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