The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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