You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
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My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
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Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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