why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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