This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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