I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
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First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
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We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.