i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
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I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
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i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head