omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
The adults are the big ones right?
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