I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
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Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
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In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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