What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
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I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
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The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
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the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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