walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
Never underestimate the power of titties
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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