The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
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This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
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Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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