he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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