Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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