Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
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So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
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like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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