At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I need to calm my uterus...
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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