He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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