I look better un-naked...
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
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my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
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If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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