And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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