And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Randomize
