I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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