loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
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I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
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No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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