YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Tornado booty call.. dedication
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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