WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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