we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
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I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
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THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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