is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
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You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
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you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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