So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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