We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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