Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
She's like a pop up book from hell.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
is it fun? or sober?
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