All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
hell yes lets make some ravioli
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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