CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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