your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Randomize
