I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
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High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
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Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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