I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
you win again, gameday.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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