Dude! wtf happend last nite? I woke up with 2 black eyes and a head ache
You stepped off the curb and face planted the road...twice
Why didnt you hold me up....and why a second time?
I helped you up but figured it was wayy funnier to watch you fall again then lose my buzz....
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
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she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
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You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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