i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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