Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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