its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
she smelled like a LAN party
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
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Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
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Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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