her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
did you just send me my own nude
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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