Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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