would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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