Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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