We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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