id be glad to
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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