i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
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