the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Just puked most of my soul out..
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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