none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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