Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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