I can tuck mytits in my pants
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You are a genius and a whore.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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