no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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