Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
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I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
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WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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