Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
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