question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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