She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
His nipple licking is glorious
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