All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?