We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
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it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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