i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
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my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
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Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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